Cats and Birds and Stuff

The Fishmonger's Ice, a Drifting Dredger, and the Longing to Be Named Tim

Mud dredger at sea just off Swansea

The Port Tennant of the early 1960s lives in my mind not as a story, but as a collection of scattered, vivid snapshots. Not all memories arrive in neat little chapters. Some just float back in odd moments — half-finished stories, strange snapshots, unexplained outbursts. These are the things that didn’t quite fit anywhere else, but still live rent-free in my head after all these years.

The Naked Dash and Cindy’s Reprieve

One day, a neighbour came running in to tell Mam that Violet, who was about two or three, was running up the road stark naked. I have no idea why. Maybe she was protesting the washing powder. Maybe she just felt like it.

Then there was the time I sat crying on the stairs, listening to a conversation between my parents and some friends about giving Cindy away. I was heartbroken. But the next day, I was told she was staying, it would have been too expensive to take her on the train. I don’t remember feeling relieved so much as vindicated. Justice had been done.

Royal Sightings and Church Change

I once told my infant school teacher I wouldn’t be in that afternoon because “Mam was taking me to London to see the Queen”, a bold lie, even by my standards. In reality at some point we did catch a glimpse of the Queen as she drove by at what seemed like 100 miles an hour on Fabian Way. We had waited for hours. I think we saw her elbow.

We used to stand outside churches on Saturdays, waiting for weddings. The groom would often throw a handful of pennies onto the street for the local kids to fight over. It was brutal and brilliant.

Industrial Sabotage and Bingo Windfalls

One time, me and Christopher Pike (my fellow frog roaster) untied the moorings of a mud-dredger down at the docks and watched fascinated by our work as it drifted away from the quayside out into the middle of the dock. I can’t remember what we thought we were doing, I think we just wanted to see what happened.

Another time, Mam and Dad appeared in the doorway of our bedroom slightly drunk and glowing — they’d won £100 at Bingo. I still remember the strange mix of excitement and confusion. It was like they’d been to a party we weren’t invited to.

Family Fallouts and Floating Ice

I once witnessed a huge argument between my grandfather and father shortly before we moved to Blaenymaes. I never found out what it was about, it wasn’t discussed, but I can still feel the tension in the memory.

And I remember the fishmonger’s horse and cart coming down the street on Fridays. We’d hang off the back and steal chunks of ice from the fish boxes. It wasn’t the most hygienic of habits, but it felt like treasure.

Names That Still Echo

Some of the people I remember from that time:

And Finally: I Wanted to Be Tim

Not a fireman. Not a spaceman. Not a rock star.

Just Tim.

I’ve no idea why. I just thought it was a better name. Maybe all the Tims I knew had more exciting lives. Maybe it just sounded braver. More likely, I was just tired of explaining that Paul had no exciting nicknames and didn’t rhyme with anything useful.